Holy Shit(Baby Revisited)!

Baby by Justin Bieber was A BIG FAT LIE. Here’s what it should have been like:-

You know you don’t love me,

I know you can’t,

You shout whenever,

I’m there,

You want a male,

But I am female,

The fact that I am not male,

Broke my heart,

Tore it apart,

I ask you for your phone,

In my girlish tone,

You hear my voice,

You laugh like you are insane,

Then you say,

“You don’t get a gf because of fame!”

I insist,

Then you punch my face with your fist,

My first love broke my jaw for the first time,

And that was like,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, Ahhhh,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, NOOOO,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, AHHHHH,

I just hope it’ll be fine.

To become a male I would have done whatever,

For now I can’t believe my jaw and skull are together,

But in your eyes I am a fool,

I have lost you,

I’ll buy you anything, anything,

But then in the mirror I saw,

On my face the impression of your ring.

The next day,

I am on my knee,

I propose you in public,

You say I created a scene,

You hit your sandal again and again,

I feel like I’m living a bad dream,

Then you throw me down the building,

And I am going down, down, down,

My first love broke my ribs and leg for the first time,

And that was like,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, Ahhhh,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, NOOOO,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, AHHHHH,

I just hope it’ll be fine.

When I was 13, I had my first love,

There was nothing that compared to the power of my baby,

And when she was beating me nobody came between us, who could ever come above,

She had me going broken; oh I was star struck,

She beat me up daily,

And due to swelling my face sucks,

On my face she gave me a pound,

I shake with fear when I see her in the street,

And at school on the playground,

It’s worse when she brings her brothers on the weekend,

She know she got me dazin' 'cause her punch was so amazin,

And now my leg is breakin' but I just keep on saying,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, Ahhhh,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, NOOOO,

HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT,

HOLY SHIT, AHHHHH,

I just hope it’ll be fine.

My all bones are gone,

(Yeah, yeah, yeah),

(Yeah, yeah, yeah),

Now all are gone,

(Yeah, yeah, yeah),

(Yeah, yeah, yeah),

Now every single bone’s gone,

(Yeah, yeah, yeah),

(Yeah, yeah, yeah),

They are all gone, gone, gone, gone,

They are gone.